(Time Stamps):
00:47 _"Houston, we had a problem!"_
02:55 Uncle Lewis enters. TFM catches flak for Domestic Violence.
08:15 (Celestina learns how to falsely accuse a Man).
9:58 The big cat restores order in the cage, and we continue.
11:12 (Yup, she's already getting indoctrinated by feminists)

(In case you haven't noticed yet, we've got a special guest here who didn't make a loud entrance cos he follows The Code)
*It's Ezio Auditorie from _Assassin's Creed,_ and his hoodie is up!*

14:44 Lessons learned from the destruction of _Freedompolis._
26:44 (The pokemon duel) 
30:57 Raising more _Caesars_ for the Chimp Planet army.

33:28 *First Guest. The Great Black shark* returns, to talk about dating Tunas and schooling Hammerhead sharks.
41:22 Chasing water Turtles.
43:36 Entertaining a Goldfish.
44:56 (Epic _Allahu SMACK her!_ moment)
48:27 Schooling Hammerheads & Living with Remoras.
53:50 *Base Lieutenants fragging their Field Generals.*
1:11:15 Warning younger sharks about nets & fishing trawlers. 
1:21:09 Women turning fish eggs into caviar.
1:27:20 Getting harpooned by the Coast Guard.
1:34:20 Feeding red pills to Hammerheads. And thirsty males BUYING the red pill from Women.
1:42:00 Settling _Down_ for whatever. ..... *About Mary Magdalenes.* And the Guest leaves.

(Questions)
1:53:16 Vultures scavenging the carcass of _Caracas._
1:58:10 Ezio's take on _The Leader of White-Knight Templars._ Then some talk about The Protestant Reformation.
2:16:00 Authentic goods, Made in Xiao _Ding Dong._

2:23:23 *Second Guest. Its Charles Dickens here with his famous novel, _A Tale of Two Cuckies.*_
2:30:55 (Spoiler: The Funny train ends here)
2:33:15 And we're back on the Cuck Train.
2:46:09 *MGTOW Saves Lives!*
3:02:16 MANY Questions for the guest, cos it's been a long time since we had a _Cuck Tale_ on the show. (Get it?)
3:05:25 MGTOW saves Wives.

(Guest leaves, but Questions Continue)
3:11:04 How long it took _Pinocchio_ to make up _"The Feminist Lie"_ .... (Dang! I'm on fire tonight!)
3:17:52 Messing up your _thot_ processes.
3:21:33 Sourcing donations for the _Non-Salvation Army._
3:27:39 Priests sneaking into MGTOW to recruit boys for the _YMCA._

2:35:35 *Third Guest. Okay I'm not even gonna pretend, this guy showed up with Powerpoint presentations, Pie Charts, Venn diagrams, his Mensa award, and some fancy intellectual shit.*
(To my fellow _Potatoes_ in the chat) .... Let's come together and pretend we have any idea what they're talking about. Come on, we can do it! Potato Lives Matter! Potato Lives Matter! Pota ....

(Continued in Part 2)

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